total_files = 277
total_quotes = 43
with (Math) {num=round (random () * (total_files - 1)) + 1}
with (Math) {quote_num=round (random () * (total_quotes -1)) + 1}

if (quote_num==1) {quote="excel and you will succeed."}
if (quote_num==2) {quote="a pat on the back is a breath away from a kick in the pants."}
if (quote_num==3) {quote="don't be irreplaceable - if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted."}
if (quote_num==4) {quote="the more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get."}
if (quote_num==5) {quote="if at first you don't succeed, try again and then quit."}
if (quote_num==6) {quote="never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour."}
if (quote_num==7) {quote="march ahead, and faith will come"}
if (quote_num==8) {quote="a wish changes nothing. a decision changes everything."}
if (quote_num==9) {quote="i pretend to work, they pretend to pay me."}
if (quote_num==10) {quote="i don't get even, i get odder."}
if (quote_num==11) {quote="to err is human, to forgive is against company policy."}
if (quote_num==12) {quote="situation desperate! send chocolate."}
if (quote_num==13) {quote="chaos, panic & disorder - my work here is done."}
if (quote_num==14) {quote="hard work never killed anyone - but why chance it?"}
if (quote_num==15) {quote="confession is good for the soul - but bad for your career."}
if (quote_num==16) {quote="if at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried."}
if (quote_num==17) {quote="i can see your point, but i still think you're full of crap."}
if (quote_num==18) {quote="i'll try being nicer, if you try being smarter."}
if (quote_num==19) {quote="for a valiant heart, nothing is impossible."}
if (quote_num==20) {quote="stop talking, start doing."}
if (quote_num==21) {quote="stop guessing, start knowing."}
if (quote_num==22) {quote="stop moping, start hoping."}
if (quote_num==23) {quote="stop wishing, start acting."}
if (quote_num==24) {quote="to grow, let go."}
if (quote_num==25) {quote="good enough, is never good enough."}
if (quote_num==26) {quote="every jerk has a reason, every asshole has a purpose."}
if (quote_num==27) {quote="couple problems with solutions."}
if (quote_num==28) {quote="make expectations explicit."}
if (quote_num==29) {quote="stretch your mind, shape your world."}
if (quote_num==30) {quote="turn a setback into a comeback."}
if (quote_num==31) {quote="have a fertile imagination."}
if (quote_num==32) {quote="when one door closes another opens."}
if (quote_num==33) {quote="never stop exploring."}
if (quote_num==34) {quote="volume is vanity, profit is sanity."}
if (quote_num==35) {quote="weakness of attitude leads to weakness of character."}
if (quote_num==36) {quote="worry less, live more."}
if (quote_num==37) {quote="to win an argument, avoid it."}
if (quote_num==38) {quote="stay hungry. stay foolish."}
if (quote_num==39) {quote="frown less, smile more."}
if (quote_num==40) {quote="happiness is just a thought away."}
if (quote_num==41) {quote="live. love. laugh."}
if (quote_num==42) {quote="pause. process. pace."}
if (quote_num==43) {quote="retreat. recharge. repeat."}
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if (quote.length<120) {
	diff=120-quote.length
	for (i=1; i<=diff; i++){
		quote=quote+" &nbsp;"
	}
}

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